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Oct 30th

U.S. Chamber Spent a Record $34.7 Million on... →

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce spent a record a record $34.7 million to lobby the government in July, August and September, according to a hefty lobbying disclosure report filed today. That’s more than $300,000 a day. that’s $300k a day ensuring the health insurance companies stay profitable over your dead body. U.S. Chamber of Commerce: Profits over People

Oct 30th

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TDS: George W. Bush Hits the Lecture Circuit

Oct 30th

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Southpark: Go and Hug a Tree

Oct 29th

Best f*ckin' pancakes ever →

don’t question my authoritay. just make ‘em and enjoy. best snowy-day brunch ever.

Oct 29th

Oct 28th

Sexting for Seniors

Sexting, or, “sex texting,” is becoming a big problem among America’s teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children are up to. But these days, more and more old folks are using cell phones and (probably) sexting each other. So how can you tell if your grandparents are sending other grandparents dirty...

Oct 28th

End State: Is California finished? →

one can always dream…

Oct 28th

Oct 27th

IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFU*KERS. →

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s...

Oct 27th

The Cover-Up Continues →

The Obama administration has clung for so long to the Bush administration’s expansive claims of national security and executive power that it is in danger of turning President George W. Bush’s cover-up of abuses committed in the name of fighting terrorism into President Barack Obama’s cover-up. mmm… smell that “change”?

Oct 26th

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A Woman’s Perspective on Dutch Ovens Every minute, five women are Dutch ovened. Dutch ovening, the act of trapping a person’s head under the covers after you have just farted, is a serious problem facing women today. Asylum’s token girl is doing her part to help, by filming the following PSA in hopes of helping women and girls suffering from this cruel act around the world.

Oct 26th

Dallas police ticketed 39 drivers in 3 years for... →

mmm… texas-style racism, pure & true. has that garbage-filled shithole succeeded from my country yet? how about now?

Oct 24th

Oct 23rd

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume... →

So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn’t reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to...

Oct 22nd

Let them sing it for you →

You type, they sing. simple, really.

Oct 22nd