October 2009
141 posts
today’s lesson: in times of stress, the iPhone fart application + glass full ‘o tequila cures all.
September 2009
80 posts
Winter weather headed to Colorado
enjoy that. 73 degrees of “winter” in Santa Fe.
Worker Is 24th To Die In Firm's 'Suicide Spiral' →
A 24th France Telecom employee has killed himself in what the company says is a “suicide spiral”. The 51-year-old father-of-two hurled himself to his death from a bridge onto a busy road in the Haute-Savoie region of the country. In a letter to his wife, he blamed the unbearable “atmosphere” at his workplace.
whaaaat??? free candy in a forced labor camp isn’t the...
Attorney: OKC bombing tapes appear edited →
Long-secret security tapes showing the chaos immediately after the 1995 bombing of the Oklahoma City federal building are blank in the minutes before the blast and appear to have been edited, an attorney who obtained the recordings said Sunday.
The tapes turned over by the FBI came from security cameras various companies had mounted outside office buildings near the Alfred P. Murrah Federal...
Wal-Mart best symbolizes America, a new poll finds →
…in a poll taken by me while attempting to digest this nightmare scenario, Mexico best symbolizes my next home.
Watchi’m doomed. gonna make baaaaad elevator musak all day. i mean really bad, the kind that’ll scare all the cockroaches from under the house forever. thanks, the duty. thanks alot.
iNudge: Everyone can create music →
bring out your inner-DeeeJaaaaay
One chromosome too many →
Why should it seem so strange to see the apostles portrayed like this? Clearly it does seem odd at first, and that is troubling. I have no real answer for why this matters or why it’s troubling or why the photos are so hard to look at or so compelling. And that, perhaps, is even more troubling. I keep wanting to see these photos as a cheap shot or black humor or a mistake. But dignity requires...
Man sues BofA for '1,784 billion, trillion... →
Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America’s customer service — really, really unhappy. Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that “1,784 billion, trillion dollars” be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.
How To Land a Helicopter After Your Pilot Has Been... →
check.
Werner Herzog's Rogue Film School →
pick me, please. i want to live in your world.
Instant Bueller →
Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.
Animal-cruelty charges dropped against Burlington... →
During a bizarre hearing there yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn’t infer whether the cows had been “tormented” or “puzzled” by the situation or even irritated that they’d been...
Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals →
The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.
see kids? working out = certain penis death.
Boxed in →
DESPITE an increase in entertainment choices, watching television remains as popular as ever, according to data from the OECD’s Communications Outlook report. American households watch the box for over eight hours a day on average, twice as long as anyone else.
given the fact that i watch ZERO hours per day, that means some pizza snorting chubby fuk out there is putting in 16-hour days to...
Guinness celebrates 250 years of stout brewing →
MILLIONS OF glasses of Irish stout will be raised across the world today to toast the 250th anniversary of the country’s most famous export, Guinness.
To celebrate company founder Arthur Guinness’s decision to sign a 9,000 year lease on a brewery at St James’s Gate in Dublin on this day in 1759, the current custodians of Ireland’s best know brand, Diageo, have organised events in Europe, Asia and...
McSparseness - The Density of McDonalds in the... →
For maximum McSparseness, we look westward, towards the deepest, darkest holes in our map: the barren deserts of central Nevada, the arid hills of southeastern Oregon, the rugged wilderness of Idaho’s Salmon River Mountains, and the conspicuous well of blackness on the high plains of northwestern South Dakota.
Gonna use that map as my official retirement guide. More McSparse, the McBetter....
