Arcade Fire - Scenes from the Suburbs (Full Movie)

via Jeremy Colfer

Had a special visitor in our dumpster this afternoon… #dickvitale #hooters

The WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery

This finely engineered machine is crafted from premium quality stainless steel to the highest of industry standards. The WilliamsWarn comprises a brewing tank, refrigeration system and ergonomically designed dashboard panel.

Time to start selling shit on E-Bay.  I need one of these, stat. 

keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

This is what my uterus feels like RIGHT NOW.

[UPDATED: Yes, please save this image and use it however you would like.  My very talented friend made it for me as this Tumblr was taking off and I’m sure he’d be thrilled to have people use it at walks/protests/etc.

You can use this image for posters/signs to use at protests/walks.  You can put this image up on your own website (please link back).  But you cannot use this image in anyway that you can make money off of it.  So, please - play fair.]

(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)

“PREFERRED PARKING FOR LOW EMITTING AND FUEL EFFICIENT VEHICLES”

aka: lazy b*tch who, fresh out of yoga, couldn’t be bothered by parking just 3 spots away. judging by her perfect gait into the store, it was obvious that her handicap was her privileged status.

Baaaaaaaaawhawhawhawhaw! kids.