Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

An 18-year-old Settler man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test, provincial court heard this week.

“People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh.” or “barf their innards out”, perhaps?  hope he wasn’t wearing his easy tigers.  urp.