DESPITE an increase in entertainment choices, watching television remains as popular as ever, according to data from the OECD’s Communications Outlook report. American households watch the box for over eight hours a day on average, twice as long as anyone else.

given the fact that i watch ZERO hours per day, that means some pizza snorting chubby fuk out there is putting in 16-hour days to make up for my absolute hatred and lack of interest in the idiot box (hypocrisy disclaimer: i watch movies on DVD and an occasional sporting event, if lucky one every two weeks). no wonder we’re the fattest, most apathetic, ignorant first world country on earth.