A 24th France Telecom employee has killed himself in what the company says is a “suicide spiral”.

The 51-year-old father-of-two hurled himself to his death from a bridge onto a busy road in the Haute-Savoie region of the country.

In a letter to his wife, he blamed the unbearable “atmosphere” at his workplace.

whaaaat??? free candy in a forced labor camp isn’t the solution to happiness? hello, wall street on demand*…

*disclaimer: i worked in the aforementioned forced labor camp for 3 years before committing professional “suicide” and burning every single corporate f*ck bridge in front of me.