Available since September in the Apple App Store for $1.99, Dr. Pearson’s AcneApp emits an alternating blue (antibacterial) and red (anti-inflammatory) light technology, believed to kill bacteria associated with acne and promote healing, and even act on wrinkles by stimulating collagen growth.

“This would have to go through a lot more clinical study before I could quantify its efficacy,” Dr. Pearson said.

Not to mention a lot more cabbage deposited into Dr. Pearson’s personal checking account before he even *thinks* about starting such clinical studies. Mmmmm… smell that? Must be snake-oil/fraud season.